Friday, July 3, 2026

Rolling Stone's 500 Best Songs Pool Boy Redux: 100-75

 If you missed part one click here, otherwise, welcome back to the wild and interesting take of a two children and a man nearing a midlife crisis. Together we've attacked the Rolling Stones 500 Best Songs list and retailored it to our liking. We are now in a part of the list where everything was genuinely enjoyed by all parties. Some at the top earned a B from one person but around 60 it's all A performances. No better way to start off this list than with some Jazz. I'll interject with some fun conversations, but for the most part, I'll give the original rank and our rating.


100. "A Love Supreme-Pt. 1 Acknowledgement"-John Coltrane

Original Rank: 315

Average Rating: A-

What Was Said: Crosby is a big fan of instrumentals and I appreciate what's happening. Max had the hardest time with it, but acknowledged that it was pretty good.

99. "Crazy"-Gnarls Barkley

Original Rank: 307

Average Rating: A-


98. "Closer"-Nine Inch Nails
Original Rank: 270

Average Rating: A-

What Was Said: This was not played in full at all. I did play them the instrumental part at the end. They liked that. I'm also not sure how no one stopped me from watching this music video religiously in the mid-90s.

97. "Don't Stop Believin'"-Journey
Original Rank: 133

Average Rank: A-

What Was Said: This is one of the most overplayed songs that brings me little to no joy. As everyone at Comerica Park shouts "South Detroit", I just need baseball to start back up. Sorry about it.

96. "I Will Always Love You"-Whitney Houston

Original Rank: 94

Average Rank: A-

95. "Good Vibrations"-The Beach Boys
Original Rank: 53

Average Rating: A-


94. "Billie Jean"-Michael Jackson

Original Rank: 44

Average Rating: A-

93. "Bohemian Rhapsody"-Queen

Original Rank: 17

Average Rating: A-

What Was Said: Max gave this a B...

92. "Oye Como Va"-Santana

Original Rank: 479

Average Rating: A-


91. "A Milli"-Lil Wayne

Original Rank: 486

Average Rating: A-


90. "Back That Thang Up"-Juvenile

Original Rank: 478

Average Rating: A-

What Was Said: First off, I played the edited version. Secondly, I still skipped around. But you can't deny a good beat when you hear it.


89. "Summertime Blues"-Eddie Cochran
Original Rank: 432

Average Rating: A-

What Was Said: They thought that the voice he used was funny. 5 stars!


88. "Rock N Roll All Nite"-KISS

Original Rank: 404

Average Rank: A-


87. "Bennie and the Jets"-Elton John
Original Rank: 371

Average Rating: A-


86. "Harder They Come"-Jimmy Cliff
Original Rank: 361

Average Rating: A-

What Was Said: This song is easily the best part of this movie.


85. "Paint it Black"-The Rolling Stones
Original Rank: 213

Average Rating: A-

What Was Said: Crosby, not Max, gave this an A+ when I told them that this was Joey Votto's walkup song for several years.

84. "Killing in the Name"-Rage Against the Machine
Original Rank: 207

Average Rating: A-


83. "You Really Got Me"-The Kinks
Original Rank: 176

Average Rating: A-


82. "Paid in Full"-Eric B and Rakim


Original Rank: 132

Average Rating: A-


81. "In My Life"-The Beatles

Original Rank: 98

Average Rating: A-


80. "Good Golly Miss Molly"-Little Richard
Original Rank: 92

Average Rating: A-


79."Under Pressure"-Queen and David Bowie
Original Rank: 429

Average Rating: A

What Was Said: This has been a staple in our house since they heard it in the first Sing movie.


78. "California Dreamin'"-Mama's and the Papa's


Original Rank: 420

Average Rating: A


77. "Uptown Funk"-Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars


Original Rank: 417

Average Rating: A

What Was Said: Did you know that there's a version of this video where it's just the Minions? I sure saw it a lot during COVID, so that's fun.

76. "Father and Son"-Cat Stevens
Original Rank: 408

Average Rating: A


75. "Freebird"-Lynyrd Skynyrd
Original Rank: 407

Average Rating: A

What Was Said: I told them how they should yell this song as a suggestion for every concert.






















































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Rolling Stone's 500 Best Songs Pool Boy Redux: 100-75

 If you missed part one click here , otherwise, welcome back to the wild and interesting take of a two children and a man nearing a midlife ...